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If you haven't discovered Shaq's Twitter, you are missing out.
It's possibly the greatest thing that I read.

Some highlights:

In the ritz carlton wt my agent whoeva touches me gets two tickets tomorro

dnt laugh I wanna b a calvin klein 35 and older underwear model shhhhh dnt tell anybody, gotta 4 pak tryna get a 8 pak

forget tony danza I'm da boss

A Rastaman walks n2 a bank & hands the teller a bag of weed. She says "Sir, what is this 4?" Da Rasta said, "Mi wan open a joint account!

I am kazaam yur wish is my command

Weee weee wha weee weee wha weee wee weeee what's song is this

At firehouse subs, dat turkey on wheat wit extra mayo is gooder dan a mug, lol

IF u r readin this, u shud b ashamed ov yurself, u shud b sleep,go 2 bed i say


And on that note, I should be ashamed of myself. I was supposed to go to bed early tonight! But tomorrow's Friday, and only two of my team members will be in with me. AKA I'll be writing a lot of emails.

P.S. We have an apartment, and we move in Tuesday!